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In the night, the stormy night. The way she flies. That was crazy. Oh, that's so cool. That's really hard to do. By the way, that's a Warcraft 3 surrounding Age of Empires

Hello friends and welcome to a very unique game. This is not going to be a full cast. This is going to be something a little bit more unique than that because something happens which is both infuriating and hilarious. So, I think you guys are going to like it. This is a low elo legend game. We had 800 elo Sammy Stampede here in the red playing as the Franks. So, maybe ready to stampede with the with the Frankish knights. And then over here in the blue, we have Brony Branch. Brony Branch the great defensive Byzantines. After an uneventful feudal age, red gets the castle age much faster. Getting good economic upgrades, dropping the second town center for more vills. Also, ready to stampede. I believe that knight may or may not be stuck. We've got eight stables here and we've got well, seven knights in queue on top of the eight already on the field. Blue isn't necessarily ready for this. And blue is just casually making some spears, making some camels which is good against knights, but is already like 13 villagers behind and doesn't know that of course. I should point out this is going to become important later. The map is Kilimanjaro. So, you have you don't have as many resources on this map as other maps. It's very very open. And [snorts] you have some confusing aspects where there's like the normal minable stone and then you have these rocks. These rocks you can't take stone from, okay? I've seen some noobs try and build mining camps on them. It's confusing. Those stones are just there for visual effect. 31 minutes into the game, Sammy Stampede is here. 15 knights just now getting full upgrades. Blue on the other hand, at least for the camels only has one attack upgrade. And while Byzantine camels are really cheap, Byzantines they don't get like bloodlines. And so, missing all those upgrades combined with red having a really big numbers advantage here leads to a really big fight. It's kind of an easy clear and of course, what does any panic player do? Or what do the

Okay, I almost failed. Fine. You don't know what you want. Okay, fair enough. Chinese, >> man. These S pickers always picking the best S. Why is Chinese the best? >> Great economy, flexible tech tree. >> Like when I say great economy, it's just they have >> compared to most other civs, they have a default lead of probably like two villagers. And then you're backing that up with great economy, uh, great flexible tech tree for one in particular, >> and bonuses such as more food on the farms, um, cheaper technologies depending on or even cheaper as you advance through the ages. There's just so much going for Chinese, but mainly carried by their superior economy from the get- go. Other saves arguably have better bonuses as the game goes on, but you're you're banking on taking that lead you get from the start. >> Oh, that's actually really bad. >> My tier position position. >> Miguel, why did you make me do this? >> Am I supposed to foster with the deer on the back other side of the forest? >> Oh, I'm housed. Oh, Miguel, what did you do? Miguel ah delete the eagle. >> I don't know about this guys. I guess that was the wrong decision actually. Now I can't push there at all. Um can someone check the elo of my opponent? Can I get away with this? To be fair, I did pull a phosphor against yo once with Mayans 2K5. >> That's doable. missed the last game anyway, so I might as well try. Uh, we will struggle on food though, I believe. I also have delayed my wooden come a lot by taking the zebra first. >> Yikes. Can't believe me would sabotage me like this. Okay, five must be at the r anchor. Nice to give him back his from the field of death. True, but it's not the same guy. >> The other one was Llam. No, >> is this villager safe in there? Oh my gosh, he's safe. Will the board stay aggro forever? No. That was convenient. >> Wait, is this the same? Was this his name last game as well? Am

All right, Sar's Jidians. We need this win, boys. We're 9 and one. If I go 9 and two, it's depressing. You eat a lot and you look slim. Yeah, I'm definitely not slim, but I'm not fat either. I am like uh just a little out of shape, but it's okay. I I don't eat that much. It's just a meme, honestly. Uh okay, back to our game here, guys. We have Sariss up against the Jidians. Let's try to open probably uh some archers or maybe some scouts. We'll see. You like have fun. Thank you, Mr. Ghetto. You're a subscriber now, so I can read your comments with uh with no guilt or shame, you know. No, I don't lift weights. That's the problem. But guys, I can't be bothered to lift weights. You know, the problem with lifting weights, it's so healthy. I know it is, but it's so freaking boring. I I literally go to the gym and if I have a loaded gun, I'd be a danger to myself. Like seriously, it's so boring. Um, so that's why I just can't lift weights. I hate it. It's so annoying. Take these early. Can you do or try a Tutonic Night Rush? Uh, probably not, despite that being a very cool idea on paper. No loom needed. Probably not. Not at the moment at least. Yeah, calisthetics are decent. Yeah, anything but weightlifting. Even though weightlifting is like the healthiest, but I hate it. The only weightlifting I like is the legs cuz you don't even feel it. Honestly, you just do it, then your legs are dead. But like the process is kind of fun. What if there's $20 in the line? Bro, if there's $20 on the line, I'm lifting weights like I'm freaking uh the mountain from Game of Thrones. But there's no money on the line. There's no money. I got no friends there. It's not There's nothing on the line. It's just I'm just sitting there pumping iron by myself. I'm destroying these chickens. By the way, you thermos play off stream. You thermos playing off stream. the rat. He might come with some militia here, by the way. Oh, this has been happening all day, by the way. So annoying. Yeah, barracks. I

Bueno, ¿qué cuentan, queridos amigos de cómo dicen que lea? Mañana a las 10 de la noche debuta la selección argentina en el mundial y obviamente lo único que sé hacer yo es Age of Empires. Entonces, lo único que podía hacer era simular a Argentina y Argelia en el Age of Empires 2. Básicamente lo que tenemos acá es Argentina representada por la civilización mapuche y me van a decir Nacho, pero los mapuches también estaban en Chile. hubieran clasificado al mundial pa y del otro lado los berees. No hay ninguna silón mejor para poder representar a Argelia, así que lo simulamos. Todo el campo de batalla será dado en Estados Unidos, específicamente en Kansas City. Y lo que más me fascina de todo esto es que la selección argentina tienen varios jugadores que juegan o han jugado a Age of Empirates. Aguante Tagliafico. Sí. Bueno, se para todo. ¿Qué hacemos ahora? Entonces empecé a mis amigos eh nosotros, yo siempre fui tecnológico, gamer y siempre jugáamos en compu. Ellos fan juegos eh que necesitaba estar conectado y me empezaron a hablar. La escoloneta es lo mejor y lo más grande del mundo. Vamos a la simulación. Esto está en vivo. No tengo la menor idea quién va a ganar. Esto está simulado en Age of Empires. Argentina a la izquierda en azul y Argelia a la derecha con el rojo. Esto ya arranca completamente ido porque claro, está en combate total, que significa que tienen los recursos extremadamente altos. Se van a dar con todo en el fútbol son todos millonarios. Acá son todos también recontra ricos, amigo. Argentina 80,000 de cada recurso. A reilia 80,000 de cada recurso. Y vamos a la simulación más esperada de todos los fucking tiempos. Entonces, a la derecha lo que arranca haciendo Argelia es metiendo castillos defensivos. Pero ojo porque Argentina ya va colando a un jugador acá en el medio, quiere pasar por el medio de la selección de su rival, está medio locazo, de hecho, le mete un monje, lo termina perdiendo contra este el Castillo y Argentina arranca con lo clásico,

Let's go. I hope flank. We need to show some real war shenanigans as well. I want to say man flank, but map is a bit confusing. Yeah, pocket on flank on this side are very close to each other. But gloom, I'm going to be delayed. Yeah, I'm going to do that. Break up on one is. >> [snorts] >> I think our scouts are better, more HP. >> Get him a wallet. I'm over staying everywhere. Oh, you did not get the hit. I found you war. >> [snorts] >> I will kill. It was scout but I will kill a scout, too. It's as good as that. Perfect. We can do a lot and that scout is full HP. We can do a lot. All of his disease right here. Maybe it's time to chill. Wally kiss face. Okay, okay. Maybe I overdid it. Copy. Oof. >> Absolutely. >> Not ready to allow you to wall. Hope you understand that. Really hope you remember I have a version on the board here. >> [laughter] >> What the freaking mess. It is stressful. I'm too risky. You can kill me faster than me. >> [snorts] >> Was expecting more from that. Chicken. And I can open my own walls. >> I will open my own walls. Be nice. I'll trap. Nice. Too close. He's waiting for a mistake. Okay, let's go back. Let's go back. This is just stupid at this point. I did enough. We're all happy. Let's call it. What? Guess we're not all happy. If I lose villager, I'll be mad. If I kill a villager, I'll be happy. >> I'll kill the second one. Let's freaking go. What? Interesting. The point is a bit off. No, I will lose a bill. Ooh, I will lose another one. I worked so hard to save them for them to bump into each other like that. Oh, come on. >> [groaning] >> Give me fresh blood. I expected more kills there. I will be disappointed. You did well. >> Ow. Ow. How did they end up being there? I don't know. Break it. Now it's your turn. I don't know how I'm there. Okay, I don't help anymore here. Oh, Boris. I mean, that's so far away. I can go to every room in the map

Hey guys, Spirit of the Law here. In this video, we're going to be ranking the best Imperial skirmishers in Age of Empires 2. Only Vietnamese get Imperial skirmishers, you say, [music] making this a very quick list. However, since it's a team unit, basically any civilization can get access to it with a Vietnamese ally. The only exception is Turks, who don't get elite skirms, so they end up being blocked out entirely as you can't skip over upgrades in AoE, too. In compensation, they do get pretty good geneturs though. As a quick refresher, the Imperial skirmisher is a 300 wood and 300 gold upgrade for Vietnamese and their allies, which beyond a visual upgrade gives skirmishers plus one attack, an extra bonus damage against archers, and then cavalry archers who end up taking both of those, as well as plus one pierce armor. Technically, they also go from 85 to 90% accuracy as well, though, with Thring, they're already at 100% accuracy anyway. That plus one attack can actually be a bigger deal than it sounds. And to take one example, a fully upgraded Hzar has six pierce armor. So an elite skirmisher's seven attack does one damage per javelin. Imperial skirmisher's eight attack after bracer and chemistry then means they do two damage. So doubling their effectiveness or having their terribleness, however you want to frame that. For this list, I'm actually much less worried about cost efficiency and discounts than usual, and it's more about which skirmishers actually earn a seat at the table being good enough to be worth making a team game. With that, we'll start off our top 10 with the Sarissens. There are a lot of fully upgraded skirmisher civilizations, but sarissens manage to rise just above the pack with their team bonus, which does affect skirmishers, letting them deal three damage instead of the usual one against most buildings. Admittedly, it's not as useful in the late game as feudal age breaking through palisade walls, but it is at least an extra wild card. I've

Yeah, it is barely counters Bulgarians. Oh my goodness. Nachos now. No, no, not nachos. I'm not going to eat nachos. My opponent's name is Nacho. Nachos do sound good right about now, though. You sound pretty good. Okay. Mac and cheese sounds better. No, listen. Mac and cheese sounds good when you're like 12 years old. It's a great meal as a kid, for sure. But I feel like as you get older, mac and cheese just doesn't hit the same spot anymore. Like you eat it, but you don't feel like you're getting nutrients. You just like it's like okay, you know? Um, whereas as a kid, mac and cheese is like freaking it's like cocaine. Like so good. Got to mix in some hot dogs. Yeah, that was the play. Yeah, that was the play. Mac and cheese with with some uh with some hot dogs mixed in was amazing. Yeah, my mom used to make that for us. All right. But yeah, I know actually one meal that I got into lately. Oh, I was in it was in China actually. We went to a Cheesecake Factory, the only American restaurant we could find. Just cuz if you go to a Chinese restaurant, you don't know what you're eating to be honest. Wasn't Wasn't a fan of the cuisine. I love China, but the cuisine in there, it's not for the uh it's not for the picky eaters, let's say. Uh and everything's in a soup. Like all the Chinese people eat stuff in soups. You if you want to have something, it just has to be sitting in broth always. Kind of strange. So anyway, went to Cheesecake Factory, and the best meal that I had there was actually salmon, avocado, uh mashed potatoes. Such a complete meal. I feel like an adult meal for the first time in my life. It was actually really good. I was full after it. I wasn't too stuffed. Everything was delicious. It's great. That's not false. No, I'm so right. Like, whoever's been to China, you guys can you guys can vouch for that. First day in China, we land there. We're in Beijing and we're kind of on the outskirts and we're with a Chinese guy. So, we go to a freaking a noodle shop

Okay, I'm not going to use We Let's go. Looks like we got Malafi first. Nice. Any doubts. Oh, Persians Bunnians. All right. Both ecoves here. Let's see how it goes. Nice. Adjust some things. There we go. >> Okay. Yeah, Persians is so good. It's actually been a while since I've gotten them. Played against them a few times, but I feel like it's been weeks. I don't know when the last time I got Persians was. How you doing? It's going well. We'll see after a few games. Okay. It feels like my setup is slightly off for some reason. Okay, chicken map. What do I want to do against Burgundians? Could actually do men at arms. I >> think it's not such a bad plan. There they are. Get one more there. Oh, it just didn't even stack. What? It's fine. We were paying attention. Chipmunk. Hello. Probably could have timed this a bit better. It's fine. We'll just take another sheep. We have lots of extra res as the Persians. It's no big deal. How do I want to set up my map though? That's the question. Yeah, I think I understand. I think we're going to go to the berries here. There's his secondary gold. I can put the mill on the inside here. It's actually not so inefficient. It's just going to make walling way easier cuz I am concerned about Flemish getting on me. Actually going to throw another one on uh on the wood here. I think men at arms well I mean actually Persians just starts with extra wood though so you probably don't have to even if you're trying to go men at arms. We're going to go up on 21 which is going to be like 20 timing. He sent me back my sheep. What a nice guy. Mcluffy. >> Good guy. >> What a pal. >> There we go. There's his woodline. All right. My demons is here as well. Hey. Okay. Yeah, my map is not so bad. The main gold is forward, but the the wood lines are going to be easy to secure. I think we should be good. I think the YouTube stream is up and running as well. It hasn't been giving me issues the past couple of days, so that's goo